she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree
THERE IS NOTHING UNFORTUNATE ABOUT THESE
the hot ass one tho
IT WORKS SO WELL THO
I wanted a cat or a dog but all I got was a damn fish.
1955 Ford Thunderbird.
(Source: Flickr / tylerforesthauser)
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
funny that men mock women going everywhere in groups
but we’re not supposed to go out alone otherwise we might be blamed for our own rape, our own murder.
Prepare yourself for the most excruciating 3 minutes and 18 seconds of your life.
The brunette though…..
fun on the right, business on the left
I’m seriously concerned my left or her left
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
the disclaimer though
reblogging again because I actually read the disclaimer this time…
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin