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itspartyrehab:

Cotton Candy Cocktail


Ingredients & Measurements:

  • 1 bottle Perrier Water
  • 1 bottle Marshmallow Vodka
  • 1 large bag of Cotton Candy

Instructions:
Fill a glass with fluffy cotton candy & place on serving tray. When you’re ready to serve the drink, pour one ounce of vodka over the cotton candy. Top with perrier and add ice. The cotton candy will melt and sweeten the cocktail.


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thisisabummerman:

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Yup, this just happened.

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snaku:

don’t yell at me

don’t yell at me

don’t yell at me

don’t yell at me

  • don’t
  • yell
  • at
  • me
  1. instead of yelling try not yelling

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